[The transmission kicks in with a sound of pain. The woman making the broadcast is hurting quite a lot right now ( Read more... )

[From the journal system comes the voice of a rather angry young lady. Her words are clipped, English, though her German accent is a little more prominent than usual.]

This is a sick fucking joke, isn't it. First it's a boat, then a stupid island and now, a castle. My God the creativity is just skyrocketing today.

[That is some delicious monotone ( Read more... )